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...hey colleagues... I must say that we don't seem to be very good at this... but anyway..., here it is:

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to open."

The dance writer joke: (Could you repeat it please? I didn't get it well...)

Why don't dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet!

What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."

What do tired line dancers do? They Line Down.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

Christianity? I thought you said to teach them choreography!

Visitors’ contributions

Title: Jennis joke
By: Jenni
From: Her mothers uterus

How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a little boogie in it

Title: Salsa Retriever!
By: Peter Palacio
From: Colombia


TitleDance Definition
By: Ed

Q.  What is the definition of dancing?
A.  It is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire.


Q: Why did the dancer cross the road?
A: She had to do the same trick but in the left side!

You know what colleagues? I definitely need to work on this... ; ) ! I'm thinking of reading this book. You may need it too... LOL!!!

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