Welcome to the funny page! … Do you have dance jokes to share with us?
...hey colleagues... I must say that we don't seem to be very good at this... but anyway..., here it is:
Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to open."
The dance writer joke: (Could you repeat it please? I didn't get it well...)
Why don't dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet!
What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."
What do tired line dancers do? They Line Down.
How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
Christianity? I thought you said to teach them choreography!
Title: Jennis joke
From: Her mothers uterus
How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a little boogie in it
Title: Salsa Retriever!
By: Peter Palacio
Title: Dance Definition
Q. What is the definition of dancing?
A. It is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
Q: Why did the dancer cross the road?
A: She had to do the same trick but in the left side!
Q: What job prospects do dance students have?
A:...no it was a genuine question, I'm still searching.
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