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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to open."


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Why don't dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet!


What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.


There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."


What do tired line dancers do? They Line Down.


How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!


Dance jokes, christianity

Christianity? I thought you said to teach them choreography!




Visitors’ contributions


Title: The greatest zoo-choreographic advance in western civilization.
By: Peter Palacio
From: Colombia

Enjoy!




Title: Baby dancing to Beyoncé
By: Luisa Echavarría
From: Medellín, Colombia




Title: Frostie The Cockatoo Dancing
By: Ramón Echavarría
From: Medellín, Colombia




Title: Cats dancing
By: Ramón Echavarría
From: Medellín, Colombia


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