Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to open."
The dance writer joke: (Could you repeat it please? I didn't get it well...)
Why don't dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet!
What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."
What do tired line dancers do? They Line Down.
How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Christianity? I thought you said to teach them choreography!
Title: The greatest zoo-choreographic advance in western civilization. By: Peter Palacio From: Colombia